This is an early April Fool’s day joke, because, like you, I have no capacity for delayed gratification.
That being said, this comic underscores quite a few areas where I wish I could improve. Curse my tendency towards high time preference!
Now I Can't Lose
Comics by Jack Scully
SPOKES!
Apparently a word is worth a thousand pictures of obnoxious and infuriating pieces of metal.
Isn’t language wonderful?